newsflash: have just been pulled from soccerbook to examine a very secure unprintable pdf of the third part of a very succesful if trashy series of action films starring sweet fangora. this one has a western feel to it, taking our heroine and her trusty dog to a vegas buried in desert dunes where she battles skeletal undead and bloodthirsty crows before facing off with an evil genius.
update: this of course is extremely sensitive material. apparently only the director, star, and producer have read this. i got to pitch it to my boss and i am under nu circumstance whatsoever to relate the above to anyone, ever. because i'm worth it.