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some short parables written while watching a french film about french people:
12. the day it started to rain bullets was the day the father told his children it was not safe for them to go outside. the children wore their ponchos and filled balloons with water. they walked into the bathroom, threw the balloons at the ceiling, and complained about the weather.
15. a new brand of terrorists uses high definition video technology to re-edit james bond movies to include intricate plot twists concerning his multi-racial bastard children and their increasingly violent demands for child support.
24. after a tsunami washes away part of the continent, the father explained to his son what a tidal wave is. he asked the boy how he felt about this. the boy answered: good. confused, the father asked again and the child said: bad. the father told the boy to draw a picture of the tsunami. when the father came to take a look, the boy was gone and the drawing completely erased. he called for the boy and found him on his father's bed. standing on his head, his feet cycling in the air. the father thought, this would be a good time to take a picture of his son. he could print it out and hang it upside down; the boy would be walking on air.
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